Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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watch me nae nae

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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