Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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The Game.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Nuneaton..

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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