Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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Where's my tractor?

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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