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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

You bumder!

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why did? Yes