What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Sixty... eight

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

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