- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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