What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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This is an anti joke

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Womens rights

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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