A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

osama bin laden is dead

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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