Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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Why did? Yes

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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