.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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roses are red violets are blue

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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