What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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