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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

What does water smell like? water.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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