knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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