- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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