Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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