Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Get on the boat.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Christianity

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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