How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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BIble verses: (secret bible code breaker edition) 90.01: Might thy level of power rise above the scouter of Vegebles 3.14: Thy shall make use of pee 6:9 Oral interaction is good for thee. 9:6: Peter said, lordeth this is no good, then the lordet said, try 6:9 and all was good. 6.66 Calleth upon this number on thy cell to speak with the beast. 9:11 This number shall aid you when in danger if thy have a cell, but not against the fallen by and Al Caida. 8:00 Call upon thy cellphone at no cost. 5.99 Thy use of plays of station three, areth too expensive... Whoops! Amen and RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! 50:50 Thy shall share equally. 6:19: Thy shall use thy wrestling moves well. 20:00 Thy shall noth uset this windows version as it sucketh.' 88:88 Thy shall create four equal snowmen for me. 12.34 Read this and thy shall learn to count til four. 7:77 The number of the luck. X:B0X: It sucketh hard. 3:60 it sucketh far more than the original 9:99 Is the number to defeateth the beast while he is resting upside down 0:13 "and samuel said, but oh lord, I am a teen now!" And the lord agreed and all was good. Ok, I got to decode my bible further, yes indeed!

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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