- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Why? Why Not?

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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