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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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A train poops its pants.

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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woman's rights

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Knock knock

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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BOTTOM!!!

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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