I will create more jobs for americans

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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