What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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A black man comes home from work.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Buzi vagy!

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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