- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

I like your hair

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

William wright is Gay

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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