A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Women's Rights

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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