Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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