What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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mark lawson likes boys

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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