- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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