How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Youre mom is so dead...

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

You idiot.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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