- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

Knock Knock Who's There 42

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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