what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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You idiot.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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