- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Rush Limbaugh

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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