Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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arena football

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What's 9+10? 19.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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