Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Women's rights

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...