Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Youre mom is so dead...

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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