What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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A Fat Kenyan

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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