Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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