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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im @ work, LOL.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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