- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

I work at jcpenny

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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vote this down and i will DOX you

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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