what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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