- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

THE GAME

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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