If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Women's rights.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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smug face >:}

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Lacrosse

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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