Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

If your reading this, youre not blind.

your social life.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

the economy.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

A man did not like this site

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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