Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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How old are you? 7

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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dead dibbs

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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