What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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