Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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How old are you? 7

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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