- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

whats yellow? lots of things.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

FUS RO DAH!!!

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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