Black people

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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adam hodgson !

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42

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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