- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Vagina.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Women's Rights.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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