- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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