- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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