- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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