what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Nickleback.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

people magazine

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Mooses

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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