A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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