What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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A man did not like this site

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the economy.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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your social life.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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