Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Chuck Norris Dies.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

a jew walks out of a furnace

just in time?

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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