What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

women's rights

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Matt is a Duster!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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