Justin Bieber hits puberty

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What killed the name cool? Coolio

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What did death say to life? Go die

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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