Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Im taking a shit right now.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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