- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Agent 47.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

What you reading? reading?

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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