So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

So a seal walks into a club.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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