- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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