What's the difference between a duck?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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