- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

whats 1 + 1? 2

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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