What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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I grunt when I poop.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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._____________________. Whale!

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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