Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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