Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Sammi suck kyles chode

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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