A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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