you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Anti Joke

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