- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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