i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A sober Irish individual.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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tommy is retared

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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