- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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