- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

MOOOOOOOOOOO

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Today is March 22.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??