- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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