Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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Cancer.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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