What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

did you stub your toe?

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Where are you going Your house

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Anti Joke

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