what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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nipple

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Guess what? I like trains.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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all your base are belong to mark

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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