- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Womans profesional lacrosse

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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