- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Bacon is delcious.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

God wrote this joke.................................

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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