Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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The Game.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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Women's rights.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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