I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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