If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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What's a joke? Funny

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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