what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

ever tried african food? they neither

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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